(ching-a-ling, what a creepy thing!) renspage

[Renata Steifel]

hey everyone, look!

Renata Steifel's

[/size] here! the little Stitcher rascal.
nineteen years old and still being
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SKID ROW}}downtown
•SHOULDER TO CRY ONAlarm goes off at seven, And you start uptown. You put in yo
•FAKE FRIENDSur eight hours For the powers that have always been. Till it's
•BESTfive P.M.... Then You go; Downtown: Where the folks are brok
•CLOSEe. Downtown: Where your life's a joke. Downtown: When yo
•INNER CIRCLEu buy your token, you go home to skid row. Yes, you go Down
•BY RELATIONtown: Where the cabs don't stop. Downtown: Where the food
•EX-ENEMIESis slop. Downtown: Where the hop-heads flop in the snow; Do
•FAMILY FRIENDwn on Skid Row...Uptown you cater to a million jerks. Uptown
•PARTNERS IN CRIMEyou're messengers and mailroom clerks, eating all your lunche
•PRACTICALLY RELATEDs at the hot dog carts. The bosses take your money and they b
•JOINED AT THE HIPreak your hearts. Uptown you cater to a million wh***s. You
•CONFIDANT(E)disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floors. Your morning's trib
•INSEPERAPLEulation, afternoon's a curse, and five o'clock is even worse! Do
•BEST GUYwntown, Where the guys are drips. Downtown, Where they ri
•BEST GIRLp your slips. Downtown, Where relationships are no go. Down
•GOOD BUDDYon skid row. Down on skid row. Down on skid row. Down on
•JUST METskid row--Poor! All my life I've always been poor. I keep asking
•TEXTMATEGod what I'm for, and he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure, sweep t
•DRINKING BUDShat floor, kid." Oh, I started life as an orphan, a child of the str
•PARTYING BUDSeet, Here on skid row. He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed,

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GROW FOR ME}}please?
•FINALI've given you sunshine. I've given you dirt. You've given me n
•ENGAGEDothing but heartache and hurt. I'm beggin' you sweetly. I'm do
•CURRENTwn on my knees...Oh, please-grow for me! I've given you plant
•MUTUAL CRUSHfood, and water to sip. I've given you potash. You've given me
•ONE-SIDED CRUSHzip! Oh God, how I mist you, oh pod, how you tease! Now, plea
•FLIRTINGse-grow for me! I've given you southern exposure; to get you to
•FWBthrive. I've pinched you back hard, like I'm s'posed ta. You're ba
•EWBrely alive! I've tried you at levels of moisture: from desert to mu
•EX-LINGERING FEELINGSd. I've given you grow-lights and mineral supplements. What do
•EX-WITH BAD TERMSyou want from me-ouch! dang roses, dang thorns! Blood? I've gi
•FUTUREven you sunlight. I've given you rain. Looks like you're not happy,
•FLING'Less I open a vein. I'll give you a few drops, if that'll appease. No
•FLEETING GLANCESw please-oh please-grow for me!?

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GIT IT}}feed me
•DIE!Feed me! Feed me! Feed me! Feed me, Seymour, Feed me all night
•HARDCORElong. That's right, boy, you can do it. Feed me, Seymour Feed me a
•ONE-SIDED DISLIKEll night long, 'cause if you feed me, Seymour I can grow up big and s
•MUTUAL DISLIKEtrong...Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? H
•RIVALRYow about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You gonna git it. Would you like t
•FAMILY ENEMYo be a big wheel, dinin' out for every meal?I'm the plant that can mak
•CHILDHOOD ENEMYe it all real, you gonna git it! I'm your genie, I'm your friend! I'm your
•ALL A SHOWwilling slave! Take a chance, just feed me and you know the kinda eat
•EX-FRIENDs, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky licky sweets I crave. Come
•COMPETITIONon, Seymour, don't be a putz, trust me and your life will surely rival Ki
•ANNOYANCEng Tut's. Show a little 'nitiative, work up the guts, and you'll git it I do
•TOLERANCEn't know. I don't know. I have so, so many strong reservations. Shoul
•ENVYd I go and perform mutilations? Think about a room at the Ritz; wrapp
•EX-LOVERed in velvet, covered in glitz! A little nookie gonna clean up your zits, a
•SECRETnd you'll git it!...Gee I'd like a Harley machine, toolin' around like I was
•HATE AT A GLANCEJames Dean, makin' all the guys on the corner turn green! So go git it!
•FRIENEMYIf you wanna be profound, and you really gotta justify...take a breath a
•NOT EXPECTEDnd look around...a lot of folks deserve to die...Hey! That's not very nice!

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NOW, DO IT NOW}}it's just the gas!
•FAMILYNow, do it now. While he's gassing himself to a palpable stupor, the timi
•PARENTng's ideal and the moment is super to ready and fire and blow the sick
•FUTURE FAMILYb****rd away! Now, do it now! Just a flicker of pressure right here, righ
•TEACHER/STUDENTt here on the trigger, and Audrey won't have to put up that pig for anoth
•MENTORer day! Now- for the girl! Now- for the plant! Now- yes I will... but I can't
•SUPPORTDon't be fooled if I should giggle like a sappy, happy dope. It's just the gas,
•GOOD INFLUENCEit's got me high! But don't let that fact deceive you; any moment I could d
•BAD INFLUENCEie. Though I giggle and I chortle, bear in mind I'm not immortal. Why this
•RESPECTwhole thing strikes me funny, I don't know- 'cause it really is a rotten way
•TRUSTto go! What we have here is an ethical dilemma. 'Less I help him get the m
•PROTECTIVEask removed, he doesn't have a prayer. True the gun was never fired, but th
•ADMIRATIONe way events transpired, I could finish him with simple laisssez faire! Don't
•NOT SUREbe fooled if I should chuckle like hyenas in a zoo, it's just the gas, it turns m
•LOVE-HATEe on; but don't let my mirth deceive you, any moment I'll be gone! All my vi
•ROOMMATEtal signs are failing, 'cause the oxide I'm inhaling makes it difficult as hell to c
•COMPLICATEDatch my breath! Are you dumb or hard of hearing!? Or relieved my end is near
•OTHER[specify]ing? Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to...Death?

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Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed...
the credits...

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a funny little musical about a plant that eats people.
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